Sam

A legend. A god. Probably has the biggest pp.

All hail Sam

by eggsandwhich September 27, 2022

Sam

If you have this name you're probably short as hell. And you have no maidens... You most likely have a perm and you have little to no friends. You get bullied easily and you're definitely a snowflake. Your ex is emo.

Hailey: Have you seen Sam?
Ed Sheeran: Nah hes probably crying in his bed because he has no friends or girls on his dick.

by Hailey is Lesbian April 2, 2022

Sam

HES THE MOST AMAZINGEST PERSON EVER AND SO FLIPPING SMART AND DESERVES EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD AND DONT EVEN DENY IT BTW

ok i'm not gonna add an example but this was written by the second most amazing person ever after sam ofc 😋

by second most amazing person November 20, 2021

sam

Sam is a pedophile who dates 10 year Olds and that 10-year-old is usually his friends little sister, Sam is also racist and fights black people.

"Hey have you seen my little sister?"

"Be careful maybe Sam the pedophile got her."

by germophobic_Ethan April 7, 2022

Sam

A really hot buff alpha male ginger

Did u see that new kid he’s a total sam

by Cock sucker 69 420 December 2, 2021

Sam

Often lies about their name and is actually called Simon. Fairly intelligent and always knows what they are doing however they are quite submissive and normally lets others take charge

Bloke 1: is he coming out
Bloke 2: no he’s a right sam

by oldfool April 25, 2019

Sam

Sam is someone that has a micro-penis ranging from about 1-3 in. Sam is always rawdogging his bros and is always in the dust.

Hey bro want to pull a Sam?

by Jo Hunninghake November 24, 2021