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partial law

the events before the police state martial law happens like the overreacting cops when parents are taken pictures to tell them to TURN OFF THAT CAMERA!!!, the rising food prices, the admitting about the NWO on the news, the threat of US attack by Bin Laden, the economy, the plunging DOW. 2) other recent bad events that happened when this was defined.
Guy 1: have you heard about Halloween candy containing melanoma in their milk products and the US government not releasing the information about what kinds of candy are affected??
Guy 2: i know and thats all part of partial law.
by debit.servus March 14, 2009
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Log Laws

The log laws were a series of regulations passed by the British Parliament during the 1900s to restrict population growth and prevent famine. The log laws stated that under any circumstances, no man residing within the British Empire should impregnate a woman with said man's "log" more than once within the span of 57 fortnights, or 798 days. The log laws also stated that any man who violated these laws would be punished, and his punishment would be up to the discretion of his governor.
The governor has requested that any man found violating the log laws be beheaded in the town square.
by Alejandro Calleros 867 January 19, 2022
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1- Great-great-grandnibling's husband.
2- Spouse's great-great-grandnephew.
My great-great-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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step-co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's steppibling's husband.
My step-co-uncle-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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co-great-grandpibling-in-law

Spouse's great-grandpibling's spouse.
My co-great-grandpibling-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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nibling-in-law

1- Nibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's nibling.
nibling-in-law.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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Murphy's Law of "Junk"

"You can hold onto something for decades, and neither you nor anyone else will ever have a use for it, but then just as soon as you throw it out, either you will suddenly need it for something, or --- even more 'painful' --- **someone else** will come to you and humbly ask, 'Do you happen to have an extra ___?'" Rrrrrggggghhhhh----!!!
I'd had a couple of old 55-gallon oil-drums stashed in da garage for da past thirty years --- my grampa had given 'em to me when he and Gram were downsizing to move into an assisted-living apartment --- and they'd just sat there and gathered dust in da corner all that time. But then just two days --- TWO STINKIN' DAYS!! --- after I'd sent 'em to da crusher for recycling, a low-income neighbor dropped by and asked me if he could have them to use as burn-barrels --- guess dat was a classic case of Murphy's Law of "Junk" at work!!
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
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