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Dad For The Day

Jeff what happened with you and that milf last night? “I was a dad for the day”
by Chaggot April 16, 2025
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finger dad

wow I did not know you had a finger dad
by Crymed June 11, 2017
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Dad

has anyone seen my dad please this is not a joke im genuinely looking for him please
by Martinium March 21, 2020
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California Dad

A middle-aged white male that (usually) lives in a Southern California suburb. They are slightly overweight with a chubby face and balding. They will wear a baseball cap with sunglasses, short-sleeve shirt, cargo shorts, white socks with sneakers. They spout liberal propaganda any chance they get (which is strange because they come off as strict). They are often completely clueless about the world around them, because they will read a random statistic off of the local newspaper about how their community is "the safest in the tri-county area" and they will take it as fact and then lecture kids about how "good they have it" no matter how many incidents of crime affect those kids or show up in their neighborhood. And when it happens they often will brush it off as "kids being kids" because they did that when they were younger so they think it's normal. A California Dad is one of the most useless people you will ever meet.
"Did you tell your dad about how you had a bottle thrown at you?" - friend #1

"Yeah but he just said 'ThAts wHat TEenagers dO!'. To be honest, I think he did that crap as well." - friend #2
"He's such a California dad" - friend #1
by plus-size albert December 29, 2020
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Dad

Someone you appreciate until he says he has to get milk then finally comes back after you win the lottery but that’s never going to happen so unlucky mate ps love you dad please don’t beat me (cameron)
Dad:.................
Son:mum I won the lottery

Dad: ohhh shit what up son
by Cam007 October 16, 2019
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DAD

by Darkmuff March 28, 2020
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your dad

your dad that left you for the milk, at a young age
"Hey is that your dad from 15 years ago"?
by sugar~ June 12, 2022
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