Chee-toes

An as yet unclassified family of foot fungus, where the defining characteristic is a similarity in fragrance to a certain popular cheesy snack food.

Bill: “Dude… Do I smell Cheetos?”

Ted: “Nah dude... I was just applying some anti fungal cream to treat my Chee-toes”

by ThereonymousBosch July 12, 2021

Goblin Toe

The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting butthole, most commonly done during sleep.

Arnold's wife would often incessantly give him Goblin Toe during their late-night cuddle sessions.

by hotdog jefferson April 10, 2024

water toe

Water toes are when someone has a toe fetish and the toes were licked and are watery after

OOF he gave me such a yummy water toe I’m gonna cry

by Yummyhotcakes March 31, 2018

Tar the toe

Spit on the tip

Tar the toe, and you’re good to go!

by VoosNnoort February 16, 2019

Camel-Toe Kamala

Any politician, especially a veep of the USA, who ascends the ranks of their country's political ladder through the bedsheets rather than the worksheets.

(NOTE: THIS IS AN EXAMPLE ONLY, ANY REFERENCES TO REAL POLITICIANS ARE ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL) "Holy sh*t, there is NO way Laura Alvarez is Minister of National Security, she's incompetent! Wasn't she some random, unknown office clerk only five years ago? That Camel-Toe Kamala! She did more than a few men (and women) more than a few favours...

by hankythechristmaschew July 9, 2024

Toe Fart

When massaging your lovers foot and they attempt to pass silent gas, but it comes out like a firecracker. The awkwardness is so profound the most immediate response is to say it must have been their toe.

Oh honey wtf was that you just did a toe fart as I was massaging it.

by borisbinladen May 5, 2025

toe dud

the crud between your toes

yo nigga you need to clean your toes, you gots dat toe dud in there

by toe dud December 2, 2010