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Road retard

A road retard is someone who walks into the middle of the road without looking. Often when with a gay best friend who mocks them for being a retard.
Splatttttttt ^girl walks into the road and is splatted^
Person 1 ‘ damnnnn that’s a road retard’
Person 2 ‘road retard’
by Yanooiii November 19, 2018
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Retard

someone who suffers from a mental disability such as autism,ADHD,BPD,anxiety,PPD,MDD or any of that nature
"They're retarded,as they suffer from austim."
by WhimiscalGoose September 19, 2021
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Autistic Fucking Retard

An individual who plays the autistic card while they themselves, are not autistic at all, but use it to their advantage to attempt to divert things such as prosecutions by the court. These individuals also parade under the disguise of

"independent media" to harass those who don't agree with their antics.
DonTard just cannot abide by his probation order conditions and then goes onto his News Now Canada Independent Media account and breaches them even more, his grandma, Alma Jean Robinson would be so disappointed that her grandson became such an autistic fucking retard.
by Dontard Hater October 24, 2023
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retarded

A savage synonym for idiotic or stupid. It has quite a history.

"Retard" is the latin word for "to slow down" a while back. "Retard" lead to "mental retardation" in like the 1960s. "Mental Retardation" was a medical term for an Intelligence Quotient (I.Q.) of 70 or lower. "Mental Retardation" lead to "mentally retarded". "Mentally retarded" lead to just simply "retarded". "Retarded" then became a slang/Pejorative/derogatory for "idiotic" or "stupid". Politically correct people didn't like it. That is why "mental retardation" was phased out and replaced with "intellectual disability" in federal documents and often times medical/educational documents. The words "idiot" and "idiotic" have a similar history as "retarded".

To keep it simple, "retarded" usually isn't directed or aimed at those who are handicapped or have "intellectual disability" and usually just used as a savage word for "stupid". Only politically correct people who are retarded would get offended with the word "retarded" when it isn't being directed or aimed at those who have an IQ at or below 70. Only an asshole would call a handicapped person with intellectual disability "retarded".
Example:

Person A-The driver is going 30 when the speed limit is 50. The driver's retarded.

Person B-Haha

Person C-"retarded" is not nice. just say "stupid"

Person A-Shut up. You are also being retarded.

Another example:

Person D-People with down syndrome are retarded

Person E-Shut up! Asshole!
by Coollikeice August 9, 2019
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retard laughing

when someone tries to do a fucking horrible laugh to mock a disabled person
HUEEOEHEOOOEH

bro, stop retard laughing. you aren't funny.
by SICKPIGS April 22, 2023
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Retard

Person 1: I retarded the TV so it works now.

Person 2: Wtf... are you retarded?
by obamaworshipper18 December 17, 2019
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retarded clump of gas

it's a person who is just acting stupid. They act so stupid that it's funny. You calling someone this makes what you were laughing at even more funny. (NOT MEANT TO USE IN A SERIOUS MANNER)
''HAHAHA, oh my goodness that is so funny imma go get some more food''
''Okay.....''
**KNOCKS OVER BAG OF PRETZELS**
''HAHAHAHAHAHA did you just knock over the pretzels you retarded clump of gas HAHAH.''
**EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING**
by Tk4real January 24, 2018
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