Poop Police

A person that is obsessed if his coworkers are pooping whenever they are missing in action. Might even know ones bowel movement schedule.

Poop Police: Hey has anyone seen Mike? I just know he is taking a dump. Maybe someone should check and see if everything is coming out alright? We must find him to see if he is doing ok.

by 123bdk March 29, 2021

alphabet poop

there is poop in my (alphabet) soup!

P1: man i gatta go
P2: NO NOT THE-
P3: it seems your alphabet soup is now alphabet poop
P4: press F to pay respects

by yardardar April 5, 2021

Poop Salon

1. Slang term for a high end bathroom

2. Salon which specializes in colonics

“After that big meal I had to pay a visit to the poop salon”

by Excitable Boy_1024 April 18, 2021

Poop slinging

An act in porn where the male will shove turd up the other male and or female

Alejandro: I LOVE POOP SLINGING WITH MY BOYFRIEND
Nick: gross

by PooperLooping May 13, 2021

poop of peace

taking a poop right before an exam to let out out stress

Hey are you ready for this final?

Yeah but I got to take a poop of peace first

by poopofpeace May 14, 2021

poop rueban

going into a situation that you know is fucked up or

todays gonna suck im bout to eat a fat poop rueban or my day was such a poop rueban and of course i had to eat it

by Guitarin May 17, 2021

deep poop

the poop that is very long doesnt hurt. and takes a long time.

ohhhh man... IM IN DEEP POOP

NOOOOOOOOOO

by crazy_diaper lover 405894 May 18, 2021