steakon and eggs

Steak bacon and eggs for breakfast, normally consumed by fat gunshop owners

"Andy is so fat he thinks he invented steakon and eggs"

by cdjp84 June 21, 2021

Scotch Egg

A woman who begs for anal because she is crazy and/or constipated

Betty must be backed up because she wants me to give her a Scotch Egg

by TeaBagginsMcGee March 29, 2024

egg plant

eggs of the plant

son: you have a huge egg plant dad

dad: I know son your mom loves it

by butthole dog crap inside August 28, 2023

Egg

mmmmm scrumptious eggs

I LOVE EGGS?!?!?

by lEd 123 beanie December 13, 2022

Crack of the egg

A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.

Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!

by Reth_b_! July 3, 2016

turtle eggs

when 10 guys each put their nutsacks in one man's butthole and ejaculate at the same time

hesus: dammn those turtle eggs last night are what keep me from committing suicide.

by the titty ytickler February 22, 2021

Egg

something that is popped out from a bird's butt.

I saw a chicken laying an Egg.

by gltichtr4p April 28, 2022