National Big Dick Day

November 13th. A day for all of the gents to celebrate their endowment. The first National Big Dick Day was started in 1798 by John "Big J" Dickinson, with the date chosen to be his birthday. The validity of Big J's claims is disputed.

Matt: "How did you celebrate National Big Dick Day?"

Nate: "Not allowed to."

Matt: "Damn."

by Billiam27 June 4, 2021

National Jesse appreciation day

A day celebrated on October 19th dedicated to jesses around the world.

“Hey Jesse happy national Jesse appreciation day”

by Kelsey Youngman October 19, 2020

National Rim Job Day

May 24th, go get your car rims done and then, you can be a little weird!
Sounds dirty, but it isn't!

Kurtis: Hey mechanic! it's May 24th, National Rim Job Day!
Mechanic: Alright i'll get your rim job done!

by kurtisconner May 29, 2021

National Rowan is a Boomer Day

November 13th. This is a day where anyone named Rowan has to be called a "Boomer". Rowan shall also only be replied to with "ok boomer"

National Rowan is a Boomer Day quotes:

Rowan: Hi
You: ok boomer

Rowan: stop calling me a boomer
You: ok boomer

by Jalen C. Gaymon November 12, 2019

National Jerk Off Day

December 1st is a holiday for all the brave boys and men who fought through their urges throughout No Nut November! It’s a celebration of what they accomplished and what they will do during Destroy Dick December!

National Jerk Off Day is on December 1st! A celebration of what’s accomplished during No Nut November!!

by FlareHC October 18, 2019

National toxic ex day

March 10 is a day where we celebrate being single and free from that toxic ex.

Let’s go out and celebrate you putting yourself first on National toxic ex day.

by CeliaB March 9, 2021

National Maya Hawke Day

a day we celebrate the one and only mommy maya hawke. (should be everyday we celebrate her, but whatever)

Johnny: “Bro stand up for the National Anthem!”

David: “The Star-Spangled Banner?”

Johnny: “No, dipshit! National Maya Hawke Day Anthem!”

David: “Oh!”

Johnny + David: “Season 3 1985 the gang is getting tall everybody’s growing up and shopping at the mall!!! Steve and Robin work the counter at the ‘Scoops Ahoy!’ and figure out the Russians have a super secret ploy.. Hopper isn’t happy that Eleven’s kissing boys but then he turns around and put the moves on Joyce!!!!”

by Jaquilyn July 10, 2022