national cock rating day

The day where all cocks are rated by their gurth, toughness, length and strength. National Cock Rating Day is on the 15th of May.

C'mon dude just show your friends, it is National Cock Rating day after all!

by Tyler, The Destroyer May 14, 2020

National Jesse appreciation day

A day celebrated on October 19th dedicated to jesses around the world.

“Hey Jesse happy national Jesse appreciation day”

by Kelsey Youngman October 19, 2020

National Hoeing Around Week

Lady’s we can’t just have one day to be a hoe, we need a whole week ! ;)

Boy: hey do you wanna come round to mine today?

Girl: I mean it is national hoeing around week so why not ;)

by maddieissillyyy October 18, 2019

National Jerk Off Day

December 1st is a holiday for all the brave boys and men who fought through their urges throughout No Nut November! It’s a celebration of what they accomplished and what they will do during Destroy Dick December!

National Jerk Off Day is on December 1st! A celebration of what’s accomplished during No Nut November!!

by FlareHC October 18, 2019

National kiss a wrestler day

On November 2, it’s your day to go kiss a wrestler ;)

Hey wrestler, it’s national kiss a wrestler daywant to kiss ;)
Go kiss a wrestler!!! :)

by Wackkkkkk October 24, 2019

National toxic ex day

March 10 is a day where we celebrate being single and free from that toxic ex.

Let’s go out and celebrate you putting yourself first on National toxic ex day.

by CeliaB March 9, 2021

National Maya Hawke Day

a day we celebrate the one and only mommy maya hawke. (should be everyday we celebrate her, but whatever)

Johnny: “Bro stand up for the National Anthem!”

David: “The Star-Spangled Banner?”

Johnny: “No, dipshit! National Maya Hawke Day Anthem!”

David: “Oh!”

Johnny + David: “Season 3 1985 the gang is getting tall everybody’s growing up and shopping at the mall!!! Steve and Robin work the counter at the ‘Scoops Ahoy!’ and figure out the Russians have a super secret ploy.. Hopper isn’t happy that Eleven’s kissing boys but then he turns around and put the moves on Joyce!!!!”

by Jaquilyn July 10, 2022