national cock rating day

The day where all cocks are rated by their gurth, toughness, length and strength. National Cock Rating Day is on the 15th of May.

C'mon dude just show your friends, it is National Cock Rating day after all!

by Tyler, The Destroyer May 14, 2020

National Jesse appreciation day

A day celebrated on October 19th dedicated to jesses around the world.

“Hey Jesse happy national Jesse appreciation day”

by Kelsey Youngman October 19, 2020

National Hoeing Around Week

Lady’s we can’t just have one day to be a hoe, we need a whole week ! ;)

Boy: hey do you wanna come round to mine today?

Girl: I mean it is national hoeing around week so why not ;)

by maddieissillyyy October 18, 2019

National Jerk Off Day

December 1st is a holiday for all the brave boys and men who fought through their urges throughout No Nut November! It’s a celebration of what they accomplished and what they will do during Destroy Dick December!

National Jerk Off Day is on December 1st! A celebration of what’s accomplished during No Nut November!!

by FlareHC October 18, 2019

National kiss a wrestler day

On November 2, it’s your day to go kiss a wrestler ;)

Hey wrestler, it’s national kiss a wrestler daywant to kiss ;)
Go kiss a wrestler!!! :)

by Wackkkkkk October 24, 2019

National dick pic day

Today July 17th send your dick to someone who you want to surprise and think would like it.

Wow he sent me a pic of his dick it must be national dick pic day

by National dick pic day July 17, 2021

National Big Dick Day

November 13th. A day for all of the gents to celebrate their endowment. The first National Big Dick Day was started in 1798 by John "Big J" Dickinson, with the date chosen to be his birthday. The validity of Big J's claims is disputed.

Matt: "How did you celebrate National Big Dick Day?"

Nate: "Not allowed to."

Matt: "Damn."

by Billiam27 June 4, 2021