Mexican blowjob

When the female sits on the toilet to pee. The male sits on her lap facing her. He pees between her legs. She farts consistently. The males penis feels the vibrations in the head of his penis. He gets harder as she farts more. Eventually he cums on her butthole (see krispy creme donut) due to the persistent vibrations coming from her farts.

Yo dude we decided to spider in the bathroom and she gave me a Mexican blowjob. Kinda loved it, also kinda hated it.

by Robbz11 October 10, 2020

Mexican Centipede

Two males taking a ribbed dildo between them and scissoring buttholes.

Scott: Hey Nate, I have this ribbed dildo here. Should we do a Mexican Centipede later?
Nate: Oh yeah, dude. Totally. All up in my butthole.

by El Davarino January 8, 2012

Mexican Drawbridge

Mexican Drawbridge: A Lawn trailer, usually seen with large amounts of equipment to maintain grass or trees. Usually two people riding in the back. Seen in the Summer months with sweaty Mexicans.

Took me an extra 30 minutes to get home, because there was a Mexican Drawbridge and 8 Hispanic in front of me the whole way.

I got home and the Mexican Drawbridge was down they were mowing my lawn, i couldn't get in my driveway.

by lotec25 March 28, 2011

mexican shower

to change your shirt and put on a grip of cologne

ah shit! i have to be ready in 2 min i better take a mexican shower

by oh poopy October 14, 2011

Mexican Shower

When a person, usually male, bathes heavily in cologne and body spray to make up for bad odor due to lack of proper hygiene.

Most commonly done by people of Mexican, or Puerto Rican descent.

"I can smell Ricardo's cologne from here"

"He took a mexican shower before we came to Taco Bell..."

by The guy who has to sit by you October 25, 2011

Mexican gang bangers

--Coming from a Mexican--
People that steal, cheat, kill, rape, and still have the nerve to say God and the Virgin Mary are on their side. This can be verified by the virgen de guadalupe shirts they frequently wear.

Mexican gang bangers: Hey, let's rape some bitches tonight, but first, we gotta go to church homes.

by Adrian July 16, 2006

mexican face-hat

an act so vulgar and so distasteful that no one has ever been able to conceive of it.

i think i once knew of someone who knew someone who said "mexican face-hat" in his sleep, but i'm not sure.

by jonathan rompf June 11, 2006