Max

imagine an emo met someone with every possible mental illness, fused and then created an abomination that stays on twitter just to cancel 15 year olds and put trigger warnings on literally everything they say

Michael: dude have you heard about max?

Becky: haven't why?

Michael: the dudes lost his mind, he just had a break down because he couldn't dox a kid for blocking him

Becky: HA, no seriously he needs to get a grip

by juiceboxkw July 11, 2021

Rabbi-Maxxing

Doing actions that will take you as close as to a rabbi as possible.

Person 1: Yo, I'm lowkirk hungry.
Person 2: Just eat some foreskin!
Person 1: Why is bro Rabbi-Maxxing.

by thomasaquinas January 11, 2026