i feel blue

I'm sad

Hi how are you feeling?
I feel blue!

by Salahmiro February 18, 2022

because i can't

i can't describe this phrase, sorry

Why? Because i can't be FUCKING BOTHERED

guy 1: Can you please help me with my homework?
guy 2: no
guy 1: Why not?
guy 2: Because i can't
guy 1: kill yourself

by LoserOnUrbanDictionary November 10, 2022

Did I ask?

An comeback that is nearly impossible to counter, as it’s so blatant and often catches its opponents off guard.

“I just got a puppy for Christmas! This is the greatest day of my li-“

“Did I ask?”

“...shut up Stewart.”

by ARC Trooper 5555 March 16, 2021

I wanna be saved

A reference to a lyric in the song Captain Save a Hoe by E-40. It means that a person is so down bad for someone, that they want to be saved by them

Person 1: Look at them
Person 2: I WANNA BE SAVED 😍😍😍😍

by saturnsundae January 17, 2023

I can count

I can count two words

My final two words are I CAN COUNT

by i give up on finding a name January 7, 2021

I love to tour

Seen on Michael Jackson’s home videos, it is a hilarious quote stating he “loved to tour” even though all of us fans know, it was a fat lie!

“I love to tour”

*everyone laughs*

by Michael Jackson’s wifey November 12, 2019

I dinny ken

“I dinny ken” is a common Scottish phrase meaning “I don’t know”

Greg: Didn’t Scott and Emma split up?
Ryan: I dinny ken, mate.

by imfaescotland April 27, 2019