Chris

all you need to know is

1.children love him and men fear him
2. every thursday at noon he teaches a walking on water seminar

jesus, did you see chris the other day?

by ivan17 May 16, 2022

Chris Beaman

When you beat women, or lacerate your girlfriends kidney, or when your mom gets a restraining order against you.

When a woman gets beat by a man, she just got the Chris Beaman

by Goaty mcgoat boy May 12, 2022

Chris Wadey Breakfast

Chicken chow mein up your bum x10 funnel 10x red bulls into your bum hole and poo on your wifes nipple. Then eat it. Lovely Jubbly.

I love a Chris Wadey breakfast on a Tuesday

by Jonny Ross November 21, 2021

Chris

Chris is one of a kind, and always manage to put a smile on your face. He’s a hot latino papi with dark hair and brown eyes, has a dark but funny humor, a contagious laugh, and a hell of a burrito that’ll break your back. You’re always gonna have a great time with Chris, whether y’all are out taking photos, getting cops to cheer you on getting freaky, watching sports or movies, beating his competitive ass in pool and other games, or just being around him. He’s a heck of an artist, a sweet soul, the best kisser, and one of the best person’s you’ll ever meet.

You have a Chris in your life?! Wow. That’s one you wouldn’t wanna lose.

by mamacita___ November 22, 2021

chris

he gets all the men because he's homosexual. be like chris. or don't. chris don't care. chris too busy eating snickers.

not chris: hey did you see chris

also not chris: no i was kidnapping children.

by Jas The Man July 20, 2020

Chris

Chris Is A Great Guy A Great Boyfriend And Would Mostly Be With A White Girl

Chris Is That Nigga

by blacky444 June 9, 2022

Chris

Chris is a boy who plays with girls emotions.but not all Chris are like that some are. But he would always protect you. And he would treat you like a queen.

Chris will never let you get hurt accept if there's clowns.

by Letty Montrose April 23, 2019