Clam Butt

When your ass crack develops an insactiable appetite for your under wear. Both cheeks work together to devoure and clamp down hard, griping and embedding the under garment between both cheeks driving it towards the anus. Typically predominant in humid climates and a comon side effect of swamp butt.

Hey freind I have a bad case of clam butt, can you help fish my boxers out of my ass?

Look at the way that girl is walking, she must have a bad case of clam butt.

You should probably throw that underwear out after that bad case of clam butt you had.

by Fart splinters October 13, 2018

Butt Pussy

What homosexuals like to call their butthole.

Someone stuck their dick in my butt pussy last night, and I found out the condom full of jizz was still in my butt.

by AnonymousAndy2 October 14, 2018

Butt forest

The area of a mans butt where there is much hair and to navigate through it’s like going through a forest

When I blew coke up my husband butt it was hard to get through the butt forest

by Cokeeesmurf October 31, 2018

butt fangs

Butt cheeks that are visible from the front through the gap between the thighs. Synonym to ass fangs

"Look at dem butt fangs. My fetish..."

Person 2:"Huh? Butt what?"

Person 1: "So uncivilised..."
Person 2: "???"

by Anon Weeb November 7, 2018

Queso Butt

A gay Mexican with a loose butt hole

Oscar’s queso butt could be heard for miles as it whistled through the wind on a nice fall morning

by The Hangar Boys February 26, 2019

butt knifing

when someone sits on you and their ass is so flat that the bones in their butt jab you like a knife

natalie: sarah, get off my lap! you’re butt knifing me!
sarah: sorry my ass is non-existent

by Natatouille February 26, 2019

Butt shark

A mini shark that lives in the river and nibbles on your butt

“Don’t stay in the water too long, a butt shark will come and nip your tooshy”

by Chika19 February 28, 2019