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Turnip brain

by Ajdkaiends January 4, 2020
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Smol brain

by Trefka i Monki December 3, 2020
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Brain traffic

Noun. A state of mind or condion that one may experience when a brains thought process cannot power down for a much-needed rest or sleep peiod. Typically occurs when one's body is flooded with excitement or worry before a big day the night before, restlessness caused by lack of sleep or anxiety.
"Roger tossed & turned not being able to get comfortable because the BRAIN TRAFFIC would not ease up."
by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* December 25, 2023
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small brain genius

you're dumb but you do something smart for once
that dude over there is a small brain genius, he accidentally poured some substance into whatever tf that is and created it into a new material.he is getting the nobel peace prize rn
by RadicalMuffin December 6, 2020
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Brain-fried Friday

When your brain cannot handle anymore thinking on Fridays during work hours.
Tomorrow is Saturday and I’m brain-fried Friday, can we clock out of work now?
by Corporate_girly September 8, 2023
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Brain-farting

Brain-farting is when your brain farts in reaction to something hilarious.

Brain-farted is when your brain lagged
Your joke was so Brain-farting

I was daydreaming at my maths class until my teacher surprised me with a question and I legit Brain-farted
by Fucking-Intellect August 5, 2019
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ASSHOLE BRAINS

When you GO IN DRY several times and the IMMUNE SYSTENS in your body are always monitoring your use of YOUR ASSHOLE.
Hey, I speak from experience as I went in DRY a handful of times and now my ASSHOLE BRAINS kicked in and I am as lubricated as a BACKSIDE PUSSY.
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 7, 2021
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