Glock Blocked

When trying to buy a gun at work and the firewall blocks guns and violence

Man, I was trying to look at a Glock online at work and got Glock Blocked!

by Glock Blocked February 23, 2017

block-or-two

When she has such a phat ass it is visible from a block or two away.

Bro, I am telling you her ass is so phat you could that shit from a block-or-two away.

by EMKM March 21, 2017

Santa block

1. when somebody intentionally steals your gift idea and takes it as their own.

2. when Santa blocks someone from scoring points in any sport

3. an entire city block completely decorated for Christmas

4. when Santa blocks you from any premarital indiscretions

5. a block shaped like Santa

6. Santa's head

"I wanted to buy my parents a television, but my brother was a Santa block and bought them one first."

"I was hanging with this hot elf at the north pole and just when I went in for a kiss, Saint Nicholas shows up with more work. What a Santa block!"

"Jason drove to the lane putting up a lay-up. It was swiftly blocked by Kris Kringle. Did you see that Santa block?"

by NILSO November 19, 2011

Tae Kwon Do Is Block Blast Zodiac Sign Template For Individuals With Bipolar Type 1 Disorder Whilst Behaving Aggressively

Tae Kwon Do Is Block Blast Zodiac Sign Template For Individuals With Bipolar Type 1 Disorder Whilst Behaving Aggressively

Tae Kwon Do Is Block Blast Zodiac Sign Template For Individuals With Bipolar Type 1 Disorder Whilst Behaving Aggressively

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

worker's block

A psychological inability to bring oneself to do work, particularly for one's employer.

"Man, I did nothing but play foosball all day today. I have a bad case of worker's block."

by darrenoia2 November 7, 2013

Cuff Block

One who lies about their relationship status with another party in hopes of gaining a commitment out of it.

Rachel was acting crazy last night and tried to cuff block me, I caught her lying to Monica saying she was my girlfriend.

by No One Will Know Show November 21, 2019

Bake Block

To prevent someone from getting "baked", "stoned", or "high".

You Bake Block somebody by preventing them from getting baked high usually to benefit yourself in some way. You blow out the lighter as they were about to light up a joint.

by Aimeetheryet August 10, 2010