tom

one of the prettiest, funniest, kindest boys in the history of the universe, i love him and need him so much, unfortunately he does not -m

i love tom

by girl -m May 30, 2022

Tom

Tom is a guy with a 10-inch Cock and Makes 300k a month.

Girl 1. Oh, My God Tom's Cock Makes Me So Wet.
Girl 2. I know right I would definitely Smash.
Boy 1. Why does Tom have to have such a Big Cock?

by Kathleen Henrickson May 21, 2020

Tom

A sexy beast with balls of steel and a 50cm cock. He can lift 500+ pounds and can kill anyone with one glare.

Girl: I was split in half by tom yesterday

Friend: ...How are you alive.

by Banland October 30, 2022

Tom

A very sexy main character from eddsworld who gets drunk the whole show and is better than anyone in the world

#eddsworld

Tord: Oh hello there Tom
Tom: Get the *hiccup* outta here you fuck *hiccup* ing bastard

by Quaquin Chaves April 25, 2020

Tom

Two words. Fine shyt.

OMG IS THAT FINE SHYT?

nah it’s is Tom

by Imnotwhoyouthinkiambrrr February 17, 2025

tom

a crazy dumb guy who is irrelevant 99% of the time. apart from when everyone calls him thomas the tank engine, although that is completely understandable, most of the time he acts like a stupid fucking train anyways. Thomas needs to get a life. really.

that guy's an idiot. he must be called tom

by bobboyhatescharlotte May 13, 2025

Tom

Tom has hair that looks like burnt cauliflower, all toms are like this...trust me

Passes note to Tom

Note- your hair looks like burnt cauliflower

by Yaaaaaaàaaaaaaa November 30, 2018