Chris

An extremely homosexual individual who enjoys nothing more than the taste of cock in the morning, and the smell of shit rising from below him at night while he absolutely pile drives into some poor boy.
Fuck me your so Chris.
by Cuntcatcher April 19, 2022
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Chris is a Dick
Have you met Chris? No? Good, better without
by Amelia214 November 23, 2021
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Chris

Such a sexy guy no girls can get their eyes off him but he's concentrated on one girl
Girl 1: Chris is so hot i want him
Girl 2: No he's mine
Chris: Sorry but i'm in love with another girl
by ^(69 September 03, 2019
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Chris

Someone who has no rizz.
Damn, that guy has no rizz. His name must be Chris
by Coleen Bryant March 31, 2023
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Chris

The name of the lead actor in every freaking movie ever
Casting director: What is your name and what role are you auditioning for

Chris: My name is Chris an-
Casting director: Stop right there you got the role
by AYeetedCactus May 18, 2021
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Chris

A gay fag with a 1 inch wonder normally a fat music student who is the physical form of cancer. He is a deformed retard.
DAVE:He’s such a Chris

ADAM:fuck ikr he’s a nigger faggot
by Mother ducker April 04, 2018
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The one and only GOAT. The hoes love him and the niggas love him, but sadly he way too fine for them.
Chris is so sexy I swear.
by RealDealMane June 11, 2022
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