The most real definition of true love! When their friendship is so strong and they enjoy each others company! They are lovers and friends! He makes her laugh so much! They are playful and fun and flirty! The most perfect relationship that almost feels too good to be true! The pinch me I’m in a fairytale kind of love! The intimacy is out of this world! They were made for each other in the bedroom and the most passion one can experience! He makes her feel like the most beautiful woman in the world! He loves her well and she loves him hard! Just the thought of him makes her cheeks tingle! She falls more and more in love with him every single day! The made for each other kind of love! You can be guaranteed a lifetime of happiness! Love knows no bounds for her and she will always love him with everything she’s got!
by IIIIIIIllllllIIIIII March 19, 2024

by chris stepenson June 9, 2014

by Itsajokefoo August 26, 2019

In the city of Whoville, there lived a man named Chris Warnica, With a neck so long and fat, it made folks say, "Oh my, I never did see-ka!" He loved McDonald's, oh yes indeed, Their burgers and fries were just what he'd need. With a neck so long, he'd peek through the door, "Hello, dear McDonald's, I'm back for some more!" The cashier would smile and say with delight, "Welcome back, Chris, your order's just right." He'd munch on his burgers, savoring each bite, With a grin on his face, oh, what a sight! But one day, oh dear, as he munched on his meal, some bullies came by, with hearts made of steel. They pointed and laughed at Chris's long neck, Saying rude things that made him feel like a wreck. But Chris was no quitter, oh no, not he, With a twinkle in his eye, he began to decree: "I may have a long neck, but I'm proud as can be, And I love McDonald's, can't you see?" The bullies stopped laughing, their hearts touched by his cheer, They apologized to Chris, feeling quite sincere. From that day forward, they all became friends, Sharing burgers and fries, making amends. So remember dear friends, no matter your size, Or the length of your neck, or the shape of your eyes, It's the love in your heart that truly does matter, So spread joy and kindness, and watch your life scatter, With happiness and laughter, like Chris Warnica, With a neck so long and fat, in the city of Whoville-ica!
by doctorproctortheboatsailingdoc March 27, 2024

Chris is someone who likes technology. He is really good with it, so check and recheck your passwords. He likes to play girls against each other so watch out for that too. He is an opportunist.
by Retribution2 December 9, 2018

by Ohma tokita November 24, 2021

Chris Woods is Breanna’s daddy hes the best boyfriend ever he’s got a BIGGGG dick abs and amazingggg eyesssss I love him sm
by @tusbdy2134739 October 10, 2018
