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Michael

A male who can't get no girls and likes to play as a keeper in school but sucks and invites girls to his party but gets blocked instantly because he is busted
We need to undeppress the depressed michael
by olajide olajide November 25, 2021
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Michael jackson

That one singer who would always say "HeEhEe" at any random point in his songs
And it is one of the best things ever used as a meme
by The_random_bitch123⚡ March 25, 2022
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michael copes

He is very cool, yet acts nice and caring some times, he has a very small dick but makes up for it with his super halrious jokes. He will normally be the first to do things that no other will do and normally regrets the descion while in the process of doing it. If you meet a Michael copes you will most likely become his friend because of the way he acts around lots of people. Horrible in bed, but a great friend. All ladies beware of the mans small dick.
Damn Michael copes is so cool. He would be perfect if he didn't have such a small dick.
by LargeCock69 ;) December 27, 2016
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Michael

He has an undeniably massive juicy absolutely slangin schlong and if you deny it you’re lying to yourself and everyone around cause everyone knows that it’s true but some don’t wanna admit it
“Damn Michael has a big fat cock I’m jealous now, I’m so jealous.”
by Good soup November 21, 2021
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michael

The man. The myth. The legend. He is an absolute god. An absolute beast of a man. I would pay €1000000 for a signed cricket bat from him.
Bob: why can’t we get any girls

Jim: we don’t get those girls loose but Michael does
by daddy56990 October 19, 2021
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Michael Jackson's children

Michael Jackson had 3 children, a set of twins- a boy N a girl, and a baby girl .

He had them with his Only wife HildaHvshki before she was immortalized 1994 , her name is Perpetua-Felicidad.
Michael Joseph Jackson's children is 3.
Michael Jackson have Twins.
Michael Jackson's children are wealthy.
by Jackson Monilium February 15, 2021
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Michael

This michael is fucked the fuck up but is still caring, his background is hard and he wont tell you when he's upset, but would let you know when he loves you and has a really kinky side spreads his toes weirdly but still makes you laugh. this michael is a virgo and pared with a capricorn(me) you guys had a relationship and now a situatioship, complicationship but acted like a couple smokes alot of fucking weed then forgets what happened the next day or after 3 hours, he will have deep conversations with you and tell you personal shit you cant use aginst him and when your with him and that moments over youll miss him like crazt listen to "Glimpse of us" by Joji crying on reapeat becuase you love and miss him
Hoe girl #1: why she fuck with him when he ugly?
Hoe girl #2: right neva me!
Ex girl best friend (his): yea thatz best
me: makes me happy das my Michael,and i love him💗💗💗
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