by Sigma skibidi goat February 4, 2025
Get the Chris Church Maxingmug. He is such a Chris! Today he went I the JPL Open house but didn't go in cuz the traffic was so bad he chose a shard of glass instead. Even when offered a sack o cash he refused to wait in the long line!
by SQUIRTLE August 30, 2016
Get the Chrismug. This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.
by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024
Get the I woke up Chris Breezymug. some really zesty guy whose fr in love w playboi carti w all of his soul frrr.
he 17, live w his ma, don't got a job, and mah boi js plays video games.
but hey, atleast he luhv God n Jesus fr.
he 17, live w his ma, don't got a job, and mah boi js plays video games.
but hey, atleast he luhv God n Jesus fr.
by sullyfrommikewazawski May 30, 2023
Get the CHRIS BACAmug. The Best Couple in the Universe. May break up like a thousand times but will alwayssss get back together. Very Toxic but it works.
by Imjustawriterrguys July 3, 2024
Get the Chris and Oliviamug. Chris is a tall handsome man, who is skinny and has medium sized biceps but a huge dick that doesn’t disappoint.
He’s the type of guy that will talk to you on the phone for hours about how much of a sick cunt he is. He will send you videos of his dick the first time you talk and will insist on you sending pictures of your tits or puss - but don’t give into Chris, make him wait for your perfect titties.
Chris always wears TNS but don’t worry babes, he’s not an eshay, he’s just a sick cunt.
So yeah look, Chris is the sickest cunt you will ever meet, he’s kind, a good listener and fucking hot. If you ever meet a Chris, have his babies x
He’s the type of guy that will talk to you on the phone for hours about how much of a sick cunt he is. He will send you videos of his dick the first time you talk and will insist on you sending pictures of your tits or puss - but don’t give into Chris, make him wait for your perfect titties.
Chris always wears TNS but don’t worry babes, he’s not an eshay, he’s just a sick cunt.
So yeah look, Chris is the sickest cunt you will ever meet, he’s kind, a good listener and fucking hot. If you ever meet a Chris, have his babies x
“Chris is a sick cunt”
by ebgrace11 September 12, 2022
Get the Chrismug. He is just the best. The cutest, the funniest and he is a famous boy. He has se 3y abs and his below is like 100/100. He likes sports and he is sporty. He will change as he grows but it is better to always keep in touch with him. He is muscular and very big. His dic* is bigger than most of others. He likes short girls but not the one who acts SAVAGE. He has a brown hair and brown eyes. He is just the biggest and every girl has to agree.
by Damy6$$ November 23, 2021
Get the Chrismug.