North Branch Middle School

NBAMS is hell. It’s full of fake as hoes who want attention. Everyone’s a snake and all the guys are horny asf. The teachers say they care about our mental health as they hand out piles of homework. also, we minds as well be pigs by the way they feed us. most kids are suicidal, but that’s the school’s fault.
You know North Branch Middle School?” “Yea, it’s shit”
by cum in me daddy March 06, 2019
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Twin Valley Middle School

In a quiet place where one half is amish, other half queer (no in-between), Twin Valley Middle School was created when Tom Wolf took a fat shit and gave it $500,000 for funding. A bunch of half witted half titted girls, and a bunch of Russian Freak Show rejects, you're better off taking your kids to one of Bill Cosby's lectures on respect instead of to TVMS.
Person 1: oh look, it's a holocaust museum!
Person 2: No, that's Twin Valley Middle School
by LukE12345657890 December 14, 2021
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Ladera Ranch Middle School

A school filled with rich white kids and kids who wanna act ghetto in a rich, white, suburban neighborhood. They usually juul because it's "cool" and they all have some sort of middle part. They try to act ghetto and think they are in the hood while living in a clean, rich, white city and have never touched or visited places like Compton.
"Man, look at those retards juuling and trying to act ghetto in the suburbs."
"Yup, they look like they go to Ladera Ranch Middle School"
by SpittingFaxxxx September 08, 2021
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North Bethesda Middle School

A middle school in Bethesda, Maryland. Half the students vape in the bathrooms and the other half don't give two shits about academics. Supposedly really good as well.
The teachers are pretty hit-or-miss but all of the eighth grade science teachers are very bad. However, the science olympiad team has done pretty well for the past few years, so there's that.
May or may not be known as the "racist school"
person 1: so you go to North Bethesda Middle School?
person 2: yeah, and I'm on the scioly team-
person 1: you're a racist
person 2: how rude
by yelloworpington November 10, 2019
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Desert Shadows Middle School

At desert shadows all that matters is vans and Dutch bros, it is filled with dozens and dozens of vapes, and underage girls who think they're cool cause they drink. Most of the boys are fuck boys and don't know how to control themselves.
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Granite Oaks Middle School

A school where rich white girls cry over the stupidest things and guys that live in the suburbs act tough
Granite Oaks Middle School

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by Splez December 28, 2021
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Sunrise park middle school

Full of people who can’t fight and talk shit and are toxic. Fake as hell, to many fights to count that why there is a police officer. people think the school is depressing. 8th and 6th graders take over the back of the buss. 7th grade is in the front. We eat food when ever we want. To much drama... god damm. People who can’t fight talk shit.
Look is that the depressing school Sunrise Park Middle School.

John: I love Sunrise Park Middle School

Adam: dude this school is depressing
by My chicken strips :/ November 07, 2019
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