Albino The Duck

A Duck with a orange bill and yellow feathers. Knows how to dress classy while still being the most honest and respectful duck. Every girl's dream boyfriend.

Mostly nocturnal, loves going out and never spends his nights alone.
Very straight forward, and the king of flirting.
If you let a duck like this go, you've gotta go see a mental hospital for your stupidity.

If Albino goes out, I'm definitely showing up!

Albino the Duck besides being the most handsome duck ever does bits in my bed sheets ...

by Albino The Duck December 2, 2021

Ducking Wreck

- Avoiding An Altercation or Fight. - Feeling That You Feel You Would Lose Or Not Come Out On The Good End.

In Baddies Africa Dolly Was Scared To Fight Ivori & Pretended To Have A Hurt Arm Because She Knew Ivori Was Going To Whoop Her Ass For Punching Her At The Club The Night Before (While Ivori Was Drunk & Not Fully Functioning To Fight Back & Defend Herself) For A Fugazi Reason. At Baddie Ninjitsu The Next Day Kold Killa Yelled Out “I Hope The Camera’s Got Dolly Ducking Wreck In This Bitch” Because Everybody Knew Dolly Was About To Get That Ass Whooped & Thats Why She Was Scared! LMAO!!!

by kashmunnii October 21, 2025

Duck Potential

A person with the qualities of a sugar daddy or sugar momma.

He seemed very generous so I gave him my number because he had duck potential.

by kydeelou September 2, 2023

Land Duck

Another word for Pigeon

Tom the Roadman: Oi look there's a few land ducks here man. Let's eat them bro.
Josh: Um let's not, you're not that desperate.
Tom: Fuck you fam yeah, I will chef you fam if you don't yeah man.
Josh *Runs away*

by Juabetskoya January 8, 2022

Vampire Beaver Duck

A platypus.

Platypus babies, also known as puggles, drink milk but since the mother has no nipples the milk is sweat out so the puggle will suckle on the fur like a little vampire beaver duck.

by HunterSMontana010921 March 27, 2025

two man duck duck goose

An obscure but quite common way to subtly tell your friend you want to engage in some homoerotic activities.

"Hey dude, you wanna come over and play some two man duck duck goose?"

by captain quacker June 30, 2017

feeding the ducks

A word used by lamers with no real friends who visit the simpons forum.

"Phil, Aaron, Ricket and those other gays guys feed the ducks together while looking at gay porn"

by Youarealllame November 7, 2003