Draculas tea bag

Slang name for a used tampon

I need to go change me draculas tea bag

by Tortoise84 July 19, 2024

Crapper Tea

that sweet brew that appears in your toilet bowl a couple of hours after pushing your turd to the other side with a toilet brush when it fails to flush away.

Person 1: "dude wtf the toilet's unflushed"
Person 2: "relax mate, it's just crapper tea"

by raslie March 5, 2021

Tea

1.) Basically gossip. People like to spread this around school. It’s usually interesting.

2.) The world’s best hot drink. You can find this at starbucks. The green version can boost metabolism.

1.)

Person 1: Wait what did she say?

Person 2: No, no, I can’t tell you.
Person 1: Please! I wanna know the tea!

Person 2: Fine- she said that you... (insert tea here)
2.)
Person 1: I love tea so much, wanna go to Starbucks and get some?

by AestheticMix June 2, 2019

Earl Gray Tea

Slang for Blood;

"Yo a snuffed a nigga he spat out earl gray tea"

by WeeB_SpamzzZ December 13, 2020

Tea at home

Having big fat cocks at your house, ready for you to suck at any time

Oh I live with roommates, trust me, we have plenty of tea at home

by Pokasome June 5, 2020

Tea Vagged

When a female player in an online multiplayer game
kills another player and runs up and kneels over the players face bobbing up and down and/or spins.

I can't believe Jenna kicked your ass in BF3 last night. She so Tea Vagged you at least a dozen times.

by PizzaManDude September 7, 2013

tea duck

When one apprehends a duck, arouses it, and then dips the corkscrew genitals into their partner's mouth consecutively.

Give me a sign: tea duck me baby one more time.

by hstrm July 23, 2014