time to suck todays dick

When you have to do something that isn't fun
Student : I don't wanna go take that math test.

Other student: I know, time to suck todays dick
by Dale Denton January 26, 2018
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suck me from behind

the act of getting blown from the rear
Erin was feeling really ambitious so decided to suck me from behind, nonetheless I came within seconds.
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Brandon is a person that sucks a lot of dick
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Cock sucking ass bandit

a guy who likes to suck guys nobs and takes it up the ass, also can mean to finger himself whilst sucking on a dildo.
by Mystery March 21, 2004
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break'em from sucking eggs

A peice of wood carefully carved to the size and shape of an average laying hen egg , then painted white. This fake
egg would be placed in with the other hens eggs in hope of any snake that comes to feed on eggs would by chance swallow this fake wooden egg. If the snake must swallow this fake egg, the snake will surely die.
Stopping a person from repeating an act that you do not approve of by causing this person misfortune upon the next attempt of this act .

"Some one is opening co-workers lunch boxes and stealing there lunch"

A few co-workers desided bring decoy lunch boxes to work. The food inside is lace with ex-lax. They may not no who it is stealing , but they will break'em from sucking eggs
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Cock sucking ass bandit

a man who sucks cocks for a living and uses a transexual stage name on the weekends when performing sex acts for money.
michael is nothing but a cock sucking ass bandit who sucks Sal's dick off for money.
by jsa2 September 07, 2007
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Fuck those Marlboro Lights sucking bastards and their AMEX gold cards
by Snake July 09, 2004
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