Retardation

A diagnosis when someone becomes retarded midway through their life. (Not born Retarded)

Damn nigga, you're gonna give me retardation with all this bullshit coming out of your mouth.

by ASadnessA August 4, 2022

Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.

by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021

retard

someone who lives under a rock

Person 1 : "wow!, you're retarded"
Person 2: "no, I'm Patrick Star's neighbour."

by brainfarts March 27, 2022

Retard

You

Tiny Tim: hi what’s your name
Karen:shut up retard
Tiny Tim:*crying*

by Noisy boiiii!!!!! June 19, 2020

Retard Central

(Derogatory)

Used often to refer to either:
A) the 'Ice Fishing Folly' level in Rayman Origins
B) Reddit

C)tumblr

D)Fortnite
E)Anything aimed at kids

Friend 1: "You know, I'm thinking of downloading Reddit, what do you think?"

Friend 2: "Uhhh, yeahno. Reddit is retard central. Have some standards."

by 00citrinequeen00 June 6, 2021

retard

somebody who when playing rounders gets the ball hit to them and then throws the ball away to get to the end, Alma! you fucking prick

alma is a retard

i know

like what the fuck, fuck you alma

what did i do?

fuck off retard, nobody like you

by fuckyoualma! August 21, 2020

Retardation

The absolute state of something or someone being retarded, for example: thinking that you have left your car keys at home whilst you are diving your car

I hit peak retardation this morning thinking that I had left my car keys at home on the table a few miles down the road from my house, while I was driving my car.

by Spitfire_AU May 14, 2024