I lived a full life as a 360lb black man named Daequan. On my 36th birthday I was kidnapped by the KGB do to my relations with certain U.S special forces that took action in missions related to Cuba during the cold war. A man named Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky held a hot medal rod up to my throat. Things got fuzzy and warm until I woke up in a twin sized bed located in a two story house as a 12 year old 125lb white boy named Paul.
by IDontKnowWhatsReal April 26, 2022
by Mischa17493 November 02, 2021
A man with a massive schlong or schlange he is a absolute beast and will fight anyone who comes at him...he's also great in the sheets
by Likewise likely November 23, 2021
Paul is better than you and he is gonna let you know that. Paul is concerned with all things involving Paul.....especially the closure.
Me: Hey Paul, we found the property corner.
Paul: Hey stupid face, that's just where someone tied up their dog.
Me: Dies inside.
Paul: Hey stupid face, that's just where someone tied up their dog.
Me: Dies inside.
by ERRORIK May 31, 2022
A sweet, handsome fellow from Germany. Paul is very tall, at least 6’11 and probably plays Tackle for UCF Football. You might find him cruising in his Ford Crown Victoria with a nice, cold Dr. Pepper.
by rubycakes February 22, 2022
Paul is like an ant in the world,he must avoid the people around him because its dangerous,he feels good when hes alone,automatically safe.
by Umori788 November 21, 2021