Dust Muffin

A man with a spiky fau-hawk

wow, that guy has such a Dust Muffin!

by spunky laday September 9, 2011

Humple Muffin

Humple Muffin is the best muffin you could ever find, its a good way to start your day. you can go buy Humple Muffins at Walmart, Drugmart, K-mart, and Circle K From my personal experience they are the best way to go if you want to start you day with a great boost of high energy.

A Humple Muffin

by megan the millionare September 26, 2011

Flubber Muffin

The roll of fat just above a heavy woman's genital region.

Marcya has one of the largest flubber muffins I have ever seen!

by Tyrsyxen October 14, 2011

Scorched Muffin(s)

Scorched Muffin(s) reside on a male (most generally) that has gynecomastia, and suffers from chaffing of the areola which results in an unusual tenderness of the breasts.

My chest is killing me after the very cold football game. I think I may have Scorched Muffin(s).

by Wildman582 November 2, 2011

angry muffintop

1. a muffintop that has become burned by long exposure to the sun.

"Hey Dave, look at that bitch's angry muffintop!"

by Imonlyusingthisonce January 1, 2012

lemony muffin

The aftermath left over after having sex with someone covered in muffins.

If your hungry, there are some lemony muffins over there.

by Mark Quincy January 6, 2012

Stutter Muffin

A term of endearment for an adult with a stuttering problem.

Hush up you Stutter Muffin.

by ARykosis December 13, 2012