Jake

He's the guy best friend everybody needs and loves, and he has an amazing but dirty sense of humor. He wears letterman hoodies every day and He causes you to crane your neck to talk to him. He has an interesting taste in music and has super buff arms. He has a smile that makes your heart flutter and the most perfect teeth ever. If you have a Jake, NEVER LET HIM GO

Friend: Do you know Jake?
YN: Yeah, We're texting!
Friend: OMG really you're so lucky!
YN: Yeah...He's really amazing

by Hopelessbitch June 4, 2022

Jake

A cocky MOFO that thinks he knows everything. Can be really nice sometimes. Always wants to be in the popular group but is never let in.

Guy in Cool Group: Should we invite Jake over?
Cool Group: Nah

by CoolKid000012 August 27, 2018

Jake Appleby

The kind of guy that can only be described as a worm nothing more nothing less

What a loser you are mate straight up Jake Appleby

Early bird catches the Jake Appleby

by Leeds laughing August 20, 2025

Jake yearling

Very happy man who has autism and love making everyone game he is an very good gamer and goes live on twitch and YouTube @jae_5002yt

Male Jake yearling

Person love making people days

by Jake yearling November 22, 2021

jake

green bean
sometimes eats metal gears
on that nitro 24/7
a i r s o f t

lemmy award winner

"jake is the coolest person."
"yeah he's always on that nitro."

by BritishAlmond February 21, 2023

Pocket Jake

me

"I am Pocket Jake."

by Pocket Jake March 14, 2021

Jake Goodeve

Loves polish birds and skipping gym. Has a lifelong rivalry with big Jaggar and a very gusty bedroom.( flatulence ) Fat.

Jake goodeve just glazed a Polski whatever next?!

by Fndkdihsben March 31, 2023