Peanut Free Table

The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.

Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?

Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.

Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.

by Track and Shield November 10, 2021

Free

Bored of the opposite person in your relationship. Want someone else instead because got bored of your girlfriend. To break up.

Jake told his girlfriend he wanted to just be free and not have to deal with her, later she found out he went straight to another girl.

by Maddiison November 24, 2018

Free pass

Something not everybody has had.

The outsider girl thought everything was to everybody what it was to her, a silly, pointless battle for supremacy where nothing was sacred but winning. She thought somebody else's ground to stand was hers to walk all over, because she had had a free pass to do so for so long.

by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021

friction free dating

to have the power and the ability to reject someone on a dating app or a website without the stress of rejecting them face to face.

I take part in friction free dating while I am on Tinder.

by aquamarine23 June 5, 2016

Free Use Biteslut

Somebody who is Free Use, but for bites.

Oh yeah, you know Lexi? She's a Free Use Biteslut.

by eiamiso October 3, 2023

The truth will set you free

You LITERALLY can't believe this if you don't know what constitutes 'truth.'

Hym "So he believes the truth will set you free but when it comes to whether or not the bible is true... He doesn't know what 'true' is. So, the X will set you free. X = ? Completely incoherent."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2024

Getting off Scott-free

When you bone numerous raw dog sloots but manage to not get an std

Ginger bar wench: "did you see who Regan fucked last night? I'm surprised he didn't get aids"

Crippled rugby player: "he really got off Scott-free"
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Getting off scott-free

by Wiley j October 1, 2017