bum luvin criminal

lambs band

Lamb:U off 2 c me and the bum luvvin criminals 2nite?
Evri 1:No lamb u r a cunt
Lamb:Urgh Cunt

by kingpin February 21, 2004

face like a busted bum

Seriously ugly.
From Australia.
Aussies and Brits often use the word bum instead of arse (ass)

So it stands to reason that a busted bum would be a lot more unattractive than one that isn't busted.

"Check out this chick, she's got a face like a busted bum!"

by Pastor Flagon April 22, 2014

heads down bum up

Get to working hard after spending all day procrastinating from your Advertising coursework

Yes I'm talking to you

My friend needs to get her heads down bum up with this uni work so she can get to a concert tomorrow

by motyak April 22, 2017

My juicy bum crack

My black juicy ass

My juicy bum crack has no friends.

by Josh (has a massive cock) July 1, 2017

Hairy Man Bum Pie

See dirtbox

He likes Hairy Man Bum Pie

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

Whizzy Bum

Word used to define somebody who spends most of their life passing wind.
Someone who farts and doesn't give a f**k who's heard it. (Trains, Buses, Pubs etc...)

Claire: *Farrrrrrrrt*

Callum: "Corrrrr bloody hell Whizzy Bum! Filthy Bitch."

by BamBeatz April 16, 2009

new guy in jails bum

Bad hangover/illness.

I feel like the "new guy in jails bum".
You look like the "new guy in jails bum".

by Jimmy.Bebob September 28, 2008