toe up

Unattractive, “ugly from the toe up”

I can’t believe you tried to set up me up on a date with her, she’s toe up for real

by TimCook May 15, 2021

Toe up

“Tore up,” as above. Not “on your back with toes up,” i.e., supine.

Sinai: Man, look at Jason. He toe up.
Jason: I’m right here and I can hear you and I am sitting upright.
Sinai: See?

by Doctor Sativus March 12, 2021

Godzilla Toe

A camel toe so large, it resembles godzilla.

George: "OMG. Look at her godzilla toe! It's swallowing the city!"

by joesmithho(: December 21, 2010

toe fuzz

Something that gets between your toes. It can be dead skin or lint.

"EWW!! Cam has so much toe fuzz!!!

by cheese is great on rye January 25, 2015

Toe feltbeat

A hot dominating specimen that will surely nearly make you blind with the hotness. It is the original member of the toeations and the first thing to ever step foot on this planet. It may also go by ‘Tom felton’

Toe feltbeat

by Toestle June 09, 2022

Faux-toe

A new and improved name for a “pocket pussy, fake ass pussy, or jerk stick.” Referring to the toe like appearance of the female organ.

“Yo bro I found your fuckin faux-toe under my bed!” “That guy looks like he has a collection of faux-toes to use on himself.”

by Macho Camacho January 21, 2023

Faux-toe

Another word for a “pocket pussy, a fake ass pussy, a jerk stick.”

“Yo bro I found your faux-toe under my bed.” “When’s the last time you cleaned your faux-toe?”

by January 21, 2023