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Snake

Acting like a kaleem with slimy and obtuse behaviour.
She's got a boyfriend! Don't be a snake!
by Urbanswagking January 30, 2017
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Snake

A snake isn’t just reptile. You can be a snake! If you’re a snake you’re a, cold blooded, liar, backstabbing bitch!
“Why would you say that about me? You’re such a snake.”

“He lied to me. He’s such a snake.”
by You’re welcome January 1, 2018
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Pretzel Snake

When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.
First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.
by 5ft6 April 5, 2021
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An albanian shourderless brown snake, is of the reptile species. Although endangered it shows little enthusiasm for its fellow counterparts. Disregarding all things in its surroundings. As the cookoo bird does not rare its young. the "albanian shoulderless brown snake" will complete no task as simple as it may seem put in front of it.... Thus an endangered species it shall remain.
Snake wrangler asks, "Hey, albanian shoulderless brown snake. did you get that job done?"

Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."
by Banjo84 May 19, 2017
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Snake

A snake is someone who puts in a front. Acts as if they are cool with you and your friend. They are not. “Always watch for the snakes”. They will fuck you over and have you involved or blamed for whatever reason they need at the time.
Always keep your eyes wide open. Fucking snakes are always out to get u.
by RickRude October 5, 2020
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snake

somebody who goes behind your back and is really sus you cant trust them with your secrets
guy 1: bro that Vincent guys a snake
guy 2: I know bro he was talking about me behind my back
by wdwlimelight September 20, 2018
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