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Jake

Typically a man who doesn’t support his child for years then has another child with another woman and then he wants to be apart of his first kids life, but only because the new girl is making him.
Did you use a condom? You don’t want to end up with a Jake.
by Totesgerman September 3, 2020
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Jake-Lembo

when a guy can't get it up...especially on a holiday or involving alcohol.
Dude, that guy pulled a serious Jake-Lembo last night.
by ARVEDA May 16, 2018
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Jake

You're being such a Jake
by babygorlxoxo October 7, 2022
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Jake

Jake is someone who familiarizes ghosting people, but they are very charming! Jake runs away from their problems; however, they are very physically athletic people.
Did you hear that Jake ghosted another girl?
by kooplia May 31, 2020
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Jake

a cute guy in 6th grade who girls like
omg i love jake
by meh_idk February 3, 2022
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Jake

A person who has a crush on a girl named Aarina. They are "enemies" but secretly love each other. He is a bully and a demonic fireball.
"Omg he is such a jake!"
by meh_idk February 2, 2022
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Jake

Jake is the type of person to get shipped with a chair, and a female at the same time. HIIIIII JAKE :3
Jake got shipped with a chair?!?!?!?!?!?!
by a random human :3 June 9, 2022
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