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David Ceja

David Ceja is that kid who thinks he is so good at soccer. And calls himself Messi even though he can't make a freeshot from 5 ft away. Also this kid is really stupid.
"Wow how did he miss that shot what a David Ceja,"said every good soccer player.
by Tur Stegen September 22, 2020
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david gustafsson

So good you cant even

I cant even
Oh my good, I wish I would become a David Gustafsson!
by DeadInsideForAwhile December 21, 2016
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David

david always plays video games, when he sees someone judging by the sneakers.he doesn't come out very much but he keeps a lot with his friends.listen to music and is energetic.very funny and listen to the problems of others.we can say it's the definition of style.
person 1:Wanna go out?
David:Nah im good i just got a new game!
by Al Player November 21, 2021
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David

by Yellow.yolk November 21, 2021
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David

(To pull a) David
- to masturbate in your friends house while they are there.
by Eddie Camoreon October 19, 2019
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david akulis

david akulis is the weirdest person you will ever meet. he doesn't really get a lot of girls, but when he has a girlfriend, he doesn't know what to do.
david akulis gets them hoes
by Jsjabcsms March 6, 2018
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david and joseph

David and Joseph is a name given to two prankster who take there pranks to far. Although the jokes are quite funny they can be offensive to some
Jeez might as well call ye David and joseph
by Chiggy nuggys675 October 22, 2019
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