half-mile scare

The uncertainty of whether or not you sharted while running.

"We have to take a break. Just got a half-mile scare."

by Mike&Josh September 5, 2016

half-great-great-great-grandaunt

Great-great-great-grandparent's half-sister.

My half-great-great-great-grandaunt is a good person.

by Seo48787 October 28, 2021

Half-Caked

The act of having your pants or underwear down so that half of the buttocks is exposed

I’m half-caked right now

by Luz-gorl March 30, 2023

Dominican Half Nelson

When you squeeze a girl so hard that her large intestines fall out and you cut some off to make a condom and fuck your first cousin with it. The key is that it will rip and you get to cum inside her. Or him I don’t judge.

Jeff: Hey mom do you have a victim for me to give a Dominican half nelson to. Me and the old cuzzo feel a lil aroused and I want to go ham.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.

by J_Dubz December 16, 2024

Half-Breed

Wise man once said... we are all half-breeds.

Why the fuck are their mexican nazis?? We are all half-breeds.

by Naukloster July 5, 2018

half-great-grandnephew

Half-sibling's great-grandson.

My half-great-grandnephew is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

half-sibling

Who that has one parent in common with another living being.

My half-siblings is a good person.

by Sonyc September 22, 2023