by taramisu November 6, 2018
Get the chris mug.A true neutral being, of extreme power. Will hurt your characters, but making super emotional and entertaining. DM to the Stars.
"Did your DM Chris Perkins your party?"
"Yeah, it seemed like a TPK, but then we all woke up in the dungeons of Castle Ravenloft without our stuff."
"Yeah, it seemed like a TPK, but then we all woke up in the dungeons of Castle Ravenloft without our stuff."
by cryingisafreeaction December 18, 2018
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by Jonny Ross November 21, 2021
Get the Chris Wadey Breakfast mug.Chris is one of a kind, and always manage to put a smile on your face. He’s a hot latino papi with dark hair and brown eyes, has a dark but funny humor, a contagious laugh, and a hell of a burrito that’ll break your back. You’re always gonna have a great time with Chris, whether y’all are out taking photos, getting cops to cheer you on getting freaky, watching sports or movies, beating his competitive ass in pool and other games, or just being around him. He’s a heck of an artist, a sweet soul, the best kisser, and one of the best person’s you’ll ever meet.
by mamacita___ November 22, 2021
Get the Chris mug.by nonormie March 22, 2020
Get the Chris mug.Chris Gleason is a remarkable individual known for his exceptional qualities and unwavering ability to bring joy and laughter to those around him. Widely regarded as a godlike figure, Chris possesses an unparalleled charm and charisma that endears him to everyone he encounters. His magnetic personality and quick wit make him the life of any gathering, earning him the title of the funniest guy wherever he goes.
Chris Gleason's godlike status stems from his ability to uplift and inspire others. He has an uncanny knack for brightening even the darkest of days and turning them into moments of laughter and merriment. People find solace and comfort in his presence, and his unwavering support and encouragement have the power to motivate and empower others to overcome challenges.
In short, Chris Gleason is a legendary individual who embodies the qualities of a true godlike figure. With his boundless humor, unwavering charisma, and remarkable ability to spread love and joy, he is cherished and adored by all fortunate enough to know him. His impact on people's lives is immeasurable, and his legacy as the funniest and most beloved person continues to flourish wherever he goes.
Chris is well known around Orland Park and is mostly friends with younger or older kids because kids his age are very very weird but almost everyone is in love with his dad(Who’s a Dilf) and his dogs are who get all the women over to the house. can’t forget about joey and connor tho still love em
Chris Gleason's godlike status stems from his ability to uplift and inspire others. He has an uncanny knack for brightening even the darkest of days and turning them into moments of laughter and merriment. People find solace and comfort in his presence, and his unwavering support and encouragement have the power to motivate and empower others to overcome challenges.
In short, Chris Gleason is a legendary individual who embodies the qualities of a true godlike figure. With his boundless humor, unwavering charisma, and remarkable ability to spread love and joy, he is cherished and adored by all fortunate enough to know him. His impact on people's lives is immeasurable, and his legacy as the funniest and most beloved person continues to flourish wherever he goes.
Chris is well known around Orland Park and is mostly friends with younger or older kids because kids his age are very very weird but almost everyone is in love with his dad(Who’s a Dilf) and his dogs are who get all the women over to the house. can’t forget about joey and connor tho still love em
Guy 1: Dude do you know who chris gleason is?
Guy 2: Yes i’ve known him my whole life, he’s like a god to everyone he knows, everyone bows down to him
Guy 1: Shit I have to go back to bow down
Guy 2: Yes i’ve known him my whole life, he’s like a god to everyone he knows, everyone bows down to him
Guy 1: Shit I have to go back to bow down
by Not_Chris_Gleason1 June 7, 2023
Get the Chris Gleason mug.Is either the best person to rely on or the most annoying person to rely on. But the only exception is that you can't hate them because you rely on them and they did nothing wrong.
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