Sam

An absolute simp that froths over every girl he meets only to cry in the corner when he needs to engage in conversation with them

If you want to get far don't be a sam - William Shakespeare

by MassiveCock.com June 11, 2021

Sam

Sam is someone who always looks like he’s squatting. He pretends he’s fit, but the only sport he can do is the one with the ‘E’ in front of it. Can be charming. When you first meet him he’s a lovely fellow, always kind helping out, joking around. Things turn around after you dig deeper. Gold digger. Grave digger. Minor annoyance. Major annoyance. Sam is lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and questionable. He is also straight.

That damned Sam is an interesting lne

by squelch is lord November 29, 2019

Sam

The fruitiest, palest, skinniest mfs you'll ever meet, if you can get passed his fucking attitude

K: "Hey man do you want Sam to come over?"

Casper: "nah fuck that nigga."

by Itsmeidkwhotho June 22, 2022

Scoot sam

Scoot Sam is a very famous fortnitian who is the proud owner of scoot clan

Damn it's a scoot Sam

How cool

by PahHHah September 2, 2020

uncle sammed

When in the presence of several bitches you point to one and says I WANT YOU.

Price: yo these bitches are almost here.
Me: yea man its gonna be great!
(Bitches arrive)
Price: (points at the blonde) I WANT YOU!!
Me: you just got uncle sammed.

by pancakes and bacon July 24, 2016

Sam Lukens

The act of shaving without water, shaving cream, or any type of body wash.

Pull a Sam Lukens!

by here2cheer June 29, 2010

Sam-I-Am

A person who tries to force something on you, even though you have made it clear that you do not want it.
Coming from the Dr. Seuss book " Green eggs and ham"

In the book Guy-I-Am tries the dish and likes it in the end. This is about a person who doesn't stop trying to make you do something, not about the message of the book, that even weird looking things can be good.

Bro 1: Dude you gotta try ice man.
Bro 2: What are you? Sam-I-Am? Are you going to offer me green eggs and ham next?

by IMakeTheseCauseICan'tFindThem May 8, 2023