Michael

furry

don't talk to Michael he will hiss at you

by mangogoddess May 9, 2022

Michael

A bellybutton.

Random guy: hey, is that a bellybutton?
Me: thats no ordinary bellybutton, thats Michael.

by Yolomymum November 24, 2021

Creamy Michael

The act of ejaculating inside a vagina as opposed to pulling out

"Dude, I saw Sara last night!"
" Nice! Did you Creamy Michael?"

"Aw man, im freaking out. Maya is pregnant. I didn't even Creamy Michael... That much."

by Creamy Michael January 15, 2024

elisheva and michael

They are related. This is proof. Also my body is still heavy wtf

Michael: “No we aren’t related, prove it.”
Elisheva: “look up ‘Elisheva and Michael’

by Niggle! February 25, 2020

Michael

Michael is sweet and caring. He’ll always be there through thick and thin. He’ll be someone who supports what you do. He’s someone who only wants the best for other even if that means putting them before himself. He has beautiful brown eyes that sparkle. He has a smile that lights up the room. A smile that makes you want to smile and the cutest laugh can make ur heart jump with joy. He’s a person who’ll listen to your problems and never judge you based off it. You could talk to him for hours about god knows what. He has the best humor out there. He’s weird but in a good way. You can trust him with ur life. He’ll make ur heart jump for joy. He has problems of his own. He would never mention it but he struggles. He hurts. He’s insecure. He goes through so much but yet never talks to anyone. It’s ironic how much he can be there for you but not allow someone to be there for him. He doesn’t want to feel like a burden or bother you with it. If he doesn’t talk to you about his feelings or problems. Just be there for him. Even if he won’t say, you being there will be more than enough. Stay in his life. You won’t regret it at all. You’ll make the most amazing memories with him. He deserves more than the world. He truly is amazing. I love you Michael.

“i went on a date with Michael today!”

by ur cool :) November 21, 2021

Michael

Never trust a Michael.. they're untrustworthy, and practical backstabbers.

Girl: "Michael is untrustworthy. I can agree with my friend that he can't be trusted!"
Best Friend: "Wow.. that's harsh."
Michael: "Um.. what did you just say about me?"

by thegirlwhosedead November 23, 2021

Michael, tremendous man

The best press secretary the world has ever had. He is tremendous and outstanding. He has since been promoted to judge, however he is mad as he has lost his salary! lol

He is a michael, tremendous man type of person. Simply tremendous.

by Unknown physicist February 19, 2021