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Ninja

A chinese man who has a black ancestor
by zach zenus anus September 27, 2018
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Ninja

Comes from the term Silent But Deadly (SBD): 'A fart that is not heard, but smells so horrid that it could kill.'
As ninjas too are silent... but deadly.
'Wind down the windows, I think there's a ninja in the car'
by I'mOldGregg April 21, 2009
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Ninja

1. A stealthy, agile person who is usually very good with hand to hand combat and is good with marshal arts

2. A cry baby, epic calling, fortnite playing, entitle, cant make people floss, ligma having, overpaid, stupid, blue haird bitch boy, in other words, Richard Tyler Blevins.
1. Wow youre so stealthy like a ninja
2.FUCKED YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
by Donald Duck WHY August 1, 2020
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Midnight Ninja

a fun game played with a group of freinds. you dress up like ningas and atack with a red marker. you have diferent teams and when you kill someone its called a Ninja Kill. this game is also called ninja kill
dude i totaly want to play midnight ninja
sweet, ill get the markers
by coolguynickawsome May 25, 2011
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willy ninja

A willy ninja is a colloquial term for a gay man. Referring to jousting using the pens.
Hi lads, that James is a proper willy ninja isn't he.
by Mr Bar Stard November 27, 2015
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Ninja

A funny blue hair man that streams the Fortnite and reports players for stream sniping
"Bruh i'm gonna watch some Ninja" - 9 year old
by Bald Martin II October 24, 2019
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Sneeze Ninja

A Sneeze Ninja is an elite, considerate human being who has mastered the quick-tissue-grab move to ensure a splatter free sneeze. To be dubbed a Sneeze Ninja one must prove that when they feel a sneeze coming on, they will get to their face first with a tissue so their hands stay clean and germ free, even if it's a window of less than .03 seconds.

You will never see a splatter from a considerate Sneeze Ninja, unless you yourself splatter: Sneeze Ninja will punish humans accordingly for the virus they have just inconsiderately spread.
Guy on train sneezes, making no attempt at a quick-tissue-grab, instead spraying his malicious germs into the public arena.

Sneeze Ninja side kicks him to the face with his glad-wrapped foot, and leaves filth spreader with a packet of Kleenex.
mugGet the Sneeze Ninjamug.

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