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VR Porn

The most brilliant thing ever invented. Good with a synced auto-masturbator
Yo last night I banged some thotty onlyfans girl with VR Porn
by K_1t December 2, 2023
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Porn Crackers

The state of a post-wank tissue that has been left to grow hard, crunchy, and prawn cracker-esque
Looking in his room for the shoes that Carl had borrowed from me, I found the assortment of porn crackers that he’d been leaving under his bed
by Chris fischer April 21, 2022
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Porn

Really? Your that bored? OKOK It's a sex documentary used to jack off
My mom made me watch porn with her
by IdpI January 21, 2021
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flaw porn

a "warts and all" aesthetic wherein flaws are consciously embraced rather than selectively eliminated - in contrast to glam glossy Kardashian-esque perfection. can apply not just to women, but also to art, advertising, music etc. Shared ethos with audio vérité.
This girl just posted a picture of herself on instagram in lighting that draws attention to her cellulite . Real flaw porn pioneer right here.

This song is like flaw porn to my ears! I love how they just left the plosives and voice cracks in. Fuck perfection.
by truetreat February 15, 2023
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Porn

A app or creating porn
I watched porn in my bed.
by P.o.rn April 27, 2021
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phone porn

Having sex over the phone with a woman or a man who makes money of of your calls
I use phone porn all the time it almost the same as phone sex.
by Maty_the_hunn April 14, 2016
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Dolt porn

When the management at your company is so inept that the only way to describe them is to call them dolts. Dolt porn, is when they do all the textbook activities to run a company and no matter what they do they still run it poorly this would include mentoring, leadership, sounding smart about frameworks and strategies, and horrible useless methods to get things accomplished.
Here we are, going through the crap and watching the dolt porn of leadership make mistakes with shoddy decision-making.
by ProSlag June 4, 2025
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