Porn Noise

The sound of porn on your phone that everyone else in your house can hear from your bedroom.

Mom: Honey, what's that sound coming from Jimmy's room?
Dad: Oh Margret, that's just the Porn Noise from the Porn he's watching.

by Cock&BallTorture April 7, 2019

Porn

Mia Khalifa´s specialty... You searched this because you´re horny.

You: Watching Pornhub
Your stepsister: Hey stepbro ;)

by Sugar_Daddy69;) May 3, 2019

harvest porn

Videos and/or pictures revealing surprisingly large yields of vegetables (typically root vegetables or tubers) that generate a certain level of titilation when observed.

"Holy crap: look at the size of those potatoes!"
"Oh my gosh, this is SO harvest porn."

by Mickleberry May 3, 2019

porn

the greatest achievement if mankind.

"stacy was watching some gay porn last night. I kept hearing her moaning while i was trying to watch my own porn."

by officalphub May 14, 2019

Porn

¿Why are you looking this up? GO ASK YOU PARENTS or your friends

You:bro that porn was amazing

by Blueface baby..... yeah ight May 17, 2019

porn

seriously?, look buddy, what do you want me to say?
its people fucking on camera!... Are you happy now?

"yeah mate, i watched some fucking good PORN last night"
"Jim why do you always do this?"

by fucked spongebob m8 May 17, 2019

Porn

Niggas seriously go somewhere else your
You know there's SHIT called pornhub.com

You:looks up porn here

Me: pornhub.com

by Big Tuff March 12, 2019