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Tea

When something looks flawless, stylish, or perfect; basically the ultimate compliment for appearance or aesthetic.
“That outfit is tea! Where’d you get it?”
by Catana0717 September 8, 2025
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Saturn Tea

A circular argument based on a point that on paper is correct. However goes against the traditional logic and spirit of the definition.
"Tea can be made by any method so long as the result is a liquid containing a suspension of a solid, therefore Saturn is tea aka Saturn Tea."
by Κρόνος January 26, 2025
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wod tea

A bottled Japanese tea that is supposed to make you have a larger volume of cum.
I was at the store and grabbed myself a bottle of wod tea so I can fill her belly later tonight.
by Jmaktheknife January 31, 2025
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Forbidden tea

A forbidden tea is when a man goes for a jog and the dips his nut sack into a glass of warm water to give to his spouse when they are feeling sick.
"Hey babe I'm not feeling well can you make me a glass of forbidden tea?"
by Bigboywyatt February 1, 2025
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the tea taste shininess

when you disagree with someone who doesn’t understand the message
“you’re wrong, strawberries are fruits!”

whatever man, yk what they say the tea taste shininess”
by house_kun February 2, 2025
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A gag-worthy sentence whose language and symbolism can only be understood by the most devoted of the Unemployment religion.

Some user sent this sentence in Ethel Cain's livestream, and Ethel managed to read it, ending up confused and lowkey gagged.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile!"
by repufolklore February 28, 2025
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A sentence mixed with AAVE + Stan Twitter words that make absolutely no sense at all for normal English speakers. Only the most devoted of the Unemployment religion can decipher the gaggery of this sentence.

Originally said by a random Twitter user, it gained more recognition when Ethel Cain read the same sentence posted by someone else on her livestream.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile
What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight
And he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring
There's no body to batter when your mind is your might
So when you go solo, you hold your own hand
And remember that depth is the greatest of heights
And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land
And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right" is the full title of Finna Apple's second studio album.
by repufolklore February 28, 2025
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