Someone who is dumb and stupid. Most of the time is a male and is obese. You do not want to mess with someone like this because they can use their weight to their advantage and squash you like a bug. This person is definitely lonely and will never find a girlfriend!
by Ryan Wheels January 28, 2019
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They are extremly unfunny and cant take a joke.
A Ryan has a ear pearcingly high pitched voice and unbearable jokes.
A Ryans family usually consists of a gender confused mum a skin head dad and a brother who had a massive forhead.
Ryans tend to find someone and never leave them alone.
If you see a ryan.RUN.
They are extremly unfunny and cant take a joke.
A Ryan has a ear pearcingly high pitched voice and unbearable jokes.
A Ryans family usually consists of a gender confused mum a skin head dad and a brother who had a massive forhead.
Ryans tend to find someone and never leave them alone.
If you see a ryan.RUN.
Anne Frank"ew what is that short annoying thing"
Jimmy Savile"Thats a ryan not even i would fuck that"
Jimmy Savile"Thats a ryan not even i would fuck that"
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Get the Ryan Reynolds mug.Dumb ass bitch who’s actually gay but don’t wanna accept it so he just doesn’t say anything to anyone and thinks he likes looking at men so much because he wants to look like them.
You don’t, Ryan.
You’re just fucking gay
You’re also asian
But mostly gay
You don’t, Ryan.
You’re just fucking gay
You’re also asian
But mostly gay
Ryan: OMG! did you see Jungkook’s new video!! I want him too i m p r e g n a t e me!💕
Billy: Haha me too!!
Jungkook: Haha! I can’t do that! I’m already pregnant!
Ryan: *cries* I was supposed to be your underage drea— wait what
I’m sorry
Billy: Haha me too!!
Jungkook: Haha! I can’t do that! I’m already pregnant!
Ryan: *cries* I was supposed to be your underage drea— wait what
I’m sorry
by Mmmm. c r u n c h i e November 8, 2019
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Get the ryan mug.Ryan and j'ash are the zestiest people I know and my urge to call them zesty is mental also they hang out with a fat loser could Aeron who goes out with a 14-year-old girl and Has 19 like what the hell also they need to stop going to the chicken shop the fat bastards
by josephclare November 15, 2022
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Mr. Ryan Nikirad stood rooted to the spot. He had been hugged by a
complete stranger. He also thought he had been called a Joe,
whatever that was.
complete stranger. He also thought he had been called a Joe,
whatever that was.
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