Playing Garlic Tarloc

A medium-high state of intoxication. When you're drunk enough that you've begun to make amusing vocabulary errors, but not completely smashed.

Person 1: Man I was so wasted last night lol
Person 2: Were you Playing Garlic Tarloc ?
Person 3: Lol beyond Tarloc my dude

by Marshallllllllllllll Banana October 15, 2017

play the 5-string

To have gay cowboy butt sex.

I heard there are a lot of guys who like to play the 5-string at the electric cowboy.

by James Loftis January 23, 2009

Playing bagpipes

When you blow air into woman’s vagina then push on her stomach to force the air out.

My asshat boyfriend Brian keeps blowing air in my pussy, he thinks it’s funny, he says he’s playing bagpipes

by Spydirman70 September 23, 2020

Playing With Your Parrot

A term used for masturbation.

Oh! Jesus christ Tommy! Are you playing with your parrot in the middle of this party!?

by Citysteak01 December 22, 2022

Playing a man like a trumpet

It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip

“Hey bunny didn’t you say you have a video of you playing a man like a trumpet?”

“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip”

“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”

by TransexualCartman October 20, 2025

National Single Guys that Play Fortnite Day

National Single Guys that Play Fortnite day is a day celebrated for those who play Fortnite for a living and are single.

This holiday is celebrated every leap year on February 29th.

It is National Single Guys that Play Fortnite day tomorrow.

by theduckus February 17, 2024

siri plays

that one youtube series made by keizoha

a: hey man have you ever heard of siri plays
b: no what the fuck is that
a: its a series made by youtuber keizoha where uhh theres siri (im referring to that virtual assistant) and he plays games
b: sounds like shit
a: oh come on

by 🤡🤡🤡amogus🤡🤡🤡 February 9, 2022