Ur mom

used as a comeback for comedic purposes

boy, "what's for dinner mom?"
mom, "Ur mom."

friend, "what do you want to play?"
other friend, "Ur mom."

by Ur modre October 27, 2022

ur mom

a totally healthy coping mechanism used to avoid conversing with others, or simply just a habit that I probably shouldn't have.

Person A: Yo, how are you?

Person B: aHaHAha, ur MOm

by crispthethicc April 24, 2021

ur mom

the birther of you

ur mom is my mom (sweet home alabama)

by 9u3fh`pg49 March 4, 2022

Ur mum fucking gay

Ur mum is gay and have sex with someone else other than ur dad

Man, why is Ur mum fucking gay

by 23r October 20, 2022

Ur Mom

A Wonderful choice of words when answering a question.

Someone: who do you like?

Y/N: ur mom

by Yoshi_905050 May 10, 2022

ur mom a cactus

The worst insult ever known to mankind. It means that someone is not only a prick, they're the whole cactus. This extremely offensive word was believed to have originated in the Medieval ages or before that. It is the worst insult ever. 'ur mom a cactus' is even worse than 'ur mom gay', 'ur papa a nazi', 'ur gran gran a trans man', 'ur dad a lesbian', 'ur cousin a muffin' and the N word. It is not a bad as 'ur mom trans' and 'ur papi nazi'. This word is also worse than 'Karen'.

Karen: Why did you block me? Ur mom gay.

Donna: Ur mom a cactus.

Karen: That hurts.

Donna: Just avoid ur mom and you'll be fine.

Karen: I'm gay.

Donna: Yes.

by Pigeon girl June 22, 2020

ur mom

jo mama

Person 1: Watcha doing tonight?

Person 2: UR MOM

Person 3: get ROASTED MY DUDE

Person 4: Well uhhh…. UR MOM

Person 5: where are u heading after school?

Person 6: ur moms house

Person 5: Why?

Person 6: cause…ur mon

by backnandeggs_ April 30, 2022