Marty's Man Catcher

A device used to catch men by the dick, usually chopping it off. Sold at the pawn shop seen in the Jackbox Party Pack game, Junktopia.

Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200."
Max: "What does it do?"
Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200 :)"

by firefox098089 November 13, 2023

Marty's Man Catcher Excess

Excess from Marty's Man Catcher, usually shaped into various balloon animals. Sold in the pawn shop in Junktopia.

Max: "Marty's Man Catcher Excess"
Max: *complete silence while presentation plays*

by firefox098089 November 13, 2023

Marty Day

Leaving early from work the day before a vacation starts.

Or

Leaving Early on a Friday to start your weekend

Marty Day

I’m going to take a Marty Day tomorrow.

by 247 JAK November 18, 2023

Matt Sturniolo

Matt Sturniolo is literally my savior. He got me through some times when I was feeling down and made my spark come back to life. Him being able to talk about his anxiety and his experiences with it made me feel comfortable with him ( not in a weird way) but I’m just thankful that someone is able to talk about anxiety on social media especially since people can be negative. But I really just wanna say thank you Matt for being there for me and others that struggle with anxiety and coming on to YouTube to talk about it with us especially since a majority of teens struggle with it.

Thank You ⭐️

Matt Sturniolo.

by tysmtt November 19, 2023

Matiyan

Handsome, individual named matiyan, he is perfect in every single way and he is the most hottest looking man in the planet, no one can comprehend his beauty. 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

Hello

Hi

My name is matiyan

OHHHH MY GOD UR SO HOT ID WANT TO SMASH YOU

by 1444444 November 20, 2023

Mathyiel

Mathyiel, the name, is a very unique and uncommon name as there arent many in the world (Majority Male) who obtain it. If you ever meet a man with this name, you may have met the most trustworthy person, they are kind, caring, sociable and funny. They may not seem to be very smart but are sure to surprise you in many ways. Most of these people are emotionally strong and very understanding. We recommend that if you meet one of these people, which is of course very unlikely, you should be thankful and happy about it as many people won't. We hope that everyone has a Mathyiel in their life.

"I've never met a Mathyiel."
Pronounced Mah-th-yel

by Yknow123dontfw321 November 20, 2023

Matt

A guy with the biggest penis that is the size of Godzilla, Matt can also touch a girl and give her 8 exact orgasims. He’s also a Jedi with his meat he can make it levitate and choke you with it. Matt isn't your average guy, this guy is capable of things you didn't know existed. He’s also a sex god and go 56 hours without busting in one session. People named “Matt” usually have a 1 on a rice purity test. When you see a “Matt” do not engage him.

Matt is such a sweet person

by Idkehattoput5783 November 20, 2023