Ghost Tears

The act of masturbating two men until both ejaculate into your open eyes.

Bruce forgot his costume so we gave him ghost tears.

by Nikki_Blunt August 22, 2021

ghost dick

1. Someone might have ghost dick from living in a haunted house. It is essentially when a ghost is so upset by how people have treated you that they loan you their dick for a temporary amount of time. That includes astral or interdimensionally projecting that dick into someone's ass and raping them if they need to leave you alone or stop interfering in your life.

2. A sensation in your pants that occurs resulting from having been ghosted by someone online you held a romantic interest in.

Examples.
Guy 1: "When Sailor Moon wouldn't return my online messages and calls, I might have been hallucinating a little bit."
Guy 2: "Are you sure it wasn't just GHOST DICK?"

Guy 3: "You both make no sense to me."

by rorylikealion September 24, 2021

Ghost lifestyle

A lifestyle that you will love and just be more happy when going out or getting busy at the gym

Omg is that the new ghost lifestyle Spkp you have Ron’s mom said to Ricky

by Spkp lover July 20, 2022

Ghost Riding

When you ignite the head of someone. (Reference to the Marvel comic character whose head is always aflame)

The flair bartender made a bad misting and ended up ghost riding her

by WadeWilson702 July 21, 2016

effort ghosting

When you're talking to someone and they aren't putting effort into talking to you

"Dude why tf are you effort ghosting me?"

by liiza February 22, 2023

poop ghost

A urban myth of a haunted being observing people as they engage in excretion. It is said that it is the reason for most discomforts during bowel movement and paranormal activities when one is on the loo, such as odd noises from the outside. It is said that the poop ghost can only be prevented by the presence of boobs near the person pooping, either physically or visually.

1: I couldn't let it out, I got way too scared to poop in the bathroom.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.

by uxD524 November 26, 2019

Hawaiian Ghost

A vengeful spirit that chokes its victims as the victim eats.

I took a munch out of a Peruvian Groundcherry, and I was suddenly choked by a Hawaiian Ghost.

by Youngster Nicky June 9, 2017