yogurt fart

when you open up a yogurt container and it squirts/ejaculates its yogurtness all over your hand

veronica beaverhausen's yogurt farted all over her hand as she opened it in class and she got super-pissed and left to clean its yogurt jizz off her hand

by alotta fhagina April 8, 2009

fart punt

the act of punting a fart back into an ass

the fucker crop dusted past me so a fart punted it back in his stink hole

by DJ DIRTSTAR August 26, 2012

Farte Blanche

Having the freedom to fart whenever you want, which men don't have when they are around women.

After scoring with a chick, Robbie never sleeps over because he can't go all night without having farte blanche.

by Robbie Todman June 20, 2016

Fart Fairy

NO DOLLARS! Instead she farts in your face and takes your damn tooth

Bruce: You're the worst, Fart Fairy.
Fart Fairy: Enjoy the beeferino, a mighty taco supremo!!!
Bruce: I hate you.
Fart Fairy: I'm farting in your chimney now :)

by Mumble Tumpkins July 20, 2018

buffalo fart

The act of shooting your bowl of weed out of the pipe, bong, or smoking device by coughing while taking a fat ass rip.

Fuck dude - you buffalo farted.

by JAM May 16, 2004

Duck Fart

A delicious layered concoction containing Kilua, Bailey's Irish Cream(or any other cream liqueur will do), and Crown Royal(or Wild Turkey Whiskey). It usually comes in the form of a shot and is poured in the order as written above.

Man oh man that duck fart was good. Bartender line me up another!

by Matthew Calkins May 15, 2005

fart in a mitten

You know it's there, you can't stand it, but you can't get rid of it.
-Coined by someone on TMZ.com

Paris Hilton, and every other over-exposed celebrity, rankle like an inescapable fart in a mitten.

by kellyfatman December 6, 2006